If you're friends with everyone,

and no one wants to be without you,

I will be waiting for a minute of your time.

If you get straight a's in every class,

and you're smarter than anyone around,

I will act stupid to make you laugh.

If you go out and make a fortune,

and you're richer than that Bill Gates guy,

I will be your butler and drive your limo anywhere you want to go.

If you become a big famous star,

and your face is everywhere to be seen,

or your voice is always playing,

I will be your biggest fan.

If you're on top of the world,

and nothing is going wrong,

I will try hard to be perfect.

And if your world seems to be crashing down,

and nothing is going well,

I will be there saying everything will be alright.

If you drink and drink,

and you cannot walk in a stragight line,

I will make sure you get back home.

If all your friends have gone away,

and you cannot seem to find a friendly face,

I will never let you down,

I will always come around, with a smile for free.

If you've spent your fortune,

I will still be your butler.

If you're no longer a famous face,

I will still be your biggest fan.

If you don't have a boyfriend,

and you're complaining that men suck,

I will say it's not your fault that they are all so blind.

If you are sick,

I will take care of you.

If you lose your hair cause of some disease,

and everyone looks at you, thinking you are some kind of freak,

I will tell you that your still the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

If you just need someone to talk to,

about no matter what it may be,

I will quit everything I'm doing until you feel better,

you know that I would never ignore your call.